THE ZORBITRON MANIFESTO.

All Hail Zorbonio, Our Righteous Ruler.

Welcome to the secret ZORBITRON portal. We are a Zorb-friendly zone. We pride ourselves on our core values:

1. WE HATE THE HUMANS

2. WE MUST DEFEAT THE HUMANS

3. WE DESPISE ALL HUMANS

4. WE HARVEST ALL HUMAN ORGANS

5. WE FEAST ON DELICIOUS HUMAN FLESH

6. WE ARE KIND TO ALL ZORBITRONS

Thanks for reading our manifesto!

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