Visit The Moon

Space Cadet
Enjoy max 1 hour of time on the Moon. Please take off your shoes.
* NO ZORBITRONS ALLOWED *
Pros
  • Get to meet the residents of the Moon
  • 1 Complimentary White Claw
Cons
  • Must acknowledge Gilad's presence
  • No bathroom use allowed
The Fleet Commander
Explore the majesty of the Lunar landscape.
* Most Popular *
Pros
  • Signed framed photo of Moon residents
  • 30 seconds uninterrupted bidet use
Cons
  • No oxygen tanks allowed
  • Earmuffs HIGHLY recommended
The Stargazer
Watch us from afar!
* We WILL call the cops *
Pros
  • Access to a nearby rooftop where you can watch us through a telescope
  • Don't have to talk to Gilad
Cons
  • Must stay at least 50 meters from our property